Is this the Greaster car or the dang DEVIL?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?! THOSE EYES…THEY’RE STARING RIGHT INTO MY SOUL! So he turns around…and runs into the REAL Greaster car. What good is a lake in a car universe anyway? We see no boats in this world, unlike the movie this is ripping off! So he things go well, but since he’s an idiot he loses the eggs when they fall in a lake. So he turns into the greaster car (I’ll spare you image) and heads out to give eggs to all the kids. So now Lightning rip off must make his kid fans like him again, and now he must become the Greaster car. Yeah! I side with this guy….wait.A likeable Brixar character? WHOA! “I just think it’s a silly thing made to sell grease” Yes, simply saying “meh, I don’t believe” means you are an asshole who hates kids. So his rip off friends chew him for this. I know all these characters have names…but do any of you care? So lightning rip off saying he doesn’t believe in the greaster car didn’t please sponsor guy. The sponsor dude is doing that greaster thing, and they want to make big bucks off kids who think the greaster car is real. “There’s no such thing as the Greaster car!”Īnd…everyone gets super pissed for some reason. And this sponsor is doing a big Greaster thing, which doesn’t please lightning rip off. So the face turns out to be lightning rip off, of course. How does that even work? CARS CAN’T GROW HAIR! It turns out to be this lubricant company…don’t think too much about that, and we see the dude with the sponser. So Lightning rip off goes to some press thing announcing this sponsor for some race. So mater rip off is excited due the greaster car coming. Oh Yeah of course, I mean the creation of Grease is much more important than the Death Of Jesus Christ. The short is called the EASTER car! But it’s called GREASTER?! Greaster…Are they freaking Kidding me…Greaster…the Day they Celebrate the Creation of Grease… “Greaster is the holiday celebrating the invention of grease!” So we see our Car characters, and I’ll just name them what they really are: Mater rip off, Lighting Rip off, and sally rip off. I’d kill myself if I had to do all of them Well, I’ll only be tackling the first short, which is only about 15 minutes long. Okay, none of the Little Cars sequels are full movies. So while looking for a VB movie to do, I found this one, which is not only a shit sequel…but a shitty EASTER SPECIAL! Okay, you all know of Video Brinquedo? That Brazilian company that makes rip offs of pixar and dream works films? Well, they did a rip off of Cars. Okay, I know I just did one last night, but I HAVE to do this one! I just found something PERFECT for today! Welcome back to So Bad It’s Horrible Month!

The little cars 2 video briquendo